Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head right after ate corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.

Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.

by garvey July 18, 2020

Dumping ground degrees

A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in

Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!

by SingaporeFarmer March 15, 2021