When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

pee squares

Balls

"Hit my pee squares!"
-huey Lewis and the news

by Doug Martin April 25, 2024

pee timid

when someone is pee shy and only can pee at home

“Mom, can you pick me up from school? I have to pee.”
“No, just wiz at school. Quit being pee timid!”

by turdmuffin8 May 1, 2024

cup of ps5 pee

its where your ps5 pees in a cup. and you drink it. (yum.)

''Yo man, I heard that CUP OF PS5 PEE was good.''

by NevIsStupid May 22, 2024

Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

pee

The best drink known to mankind. Found in the bladder and excreted through the human straw, the urethra. Salty and warm, it makes up 90 percent of the average human liquid intake

Person 1: pee yummy
Person 2: *pissing noises*

by emburr December 5, 2021

Slippy Pee Pee

When one's little peter gets super wet, one cannot grab a hold of it.

Oh no! My wee-wee got wet! Now I've got a slippy pee pee!

by BalloonHandler February 16, 2024