Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew

Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay

by NoVid April 14, 2022

Jacob lowery

The most selfless person on earth, he loves and respects his friends and those who aren’t his friends wish they were.

I wish I was Jacob Lowery

by North Dakotah Facts May 17, 2021

jacob trevino

a simp and a player for every single girl in his school

jacob trevino?
yeah, his side hoes, casper and jasper.
slayyyyyyyyy
jacob be simpin

by zion breeze October 3, 2022

Jacob Lewis

Absolute Driving menace

WOAH! That Jacob Lewis kids a menace behind the wheel

by WysRealtor November 2, 2022

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

Jacob

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs

Girl* I want Jacob

2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him

Girl* yeah she’s so lucky

2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her

Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(

by -da realest October 20, 2019