Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
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He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
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If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
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Dylan is a sad and lonely person. Always projecting his emotions on others. To be friends with a Dylan means you will have to give up everything you have ,for you to be worthy in his eyes and make him happy. The catch, is that he will never be happy. He will use up all your happiness until you are depleted and he will walk away and say that you have nothing else that he wants. Very emotional through out the entire relationship , making you feel a false connection and as if you can change his ways. If you are ever in a romantic relationship with a Dylan, you will think you are lucky to meet the sweetest person in the world, until he shows his truth of unhappiness. A Dylan has been gifted with a fantastic body but he destroys himself daily searching for happiness. When a Dylan leaves you, you will feel worthless. Your addiction to a Dylan will run as strong as his addictions to self sabotage.
I just went to Dylan’s open mic; Dylan told everyone I was stalking him because he doesn’t need anything from me now that he found a new lady friend.
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