diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs

Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank

by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023

sexy wank

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes

Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Wank Breathing

Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.

This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.

“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”

by w0n_t0n June 2, 2021

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016