Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
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by Smittteh April 5, 2010
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Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
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Get the Universal NAY NAY mug.University High School is a public school in Irvine, California. It is mostly known for its’ students incredible academic achievements. It is known as an incredible school however most of the freshman are pot heads and once it gets to the 10th graders they start snorting lines of who knows what and popping xans in the bathroom.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Someone: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
by HorizonOrganicMilk July 25, 2019
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Seriously. It makes no fucking sense. Why are there so many schools named University High School? California, New Mexico, Illinois, Florida, Arizona, it’s fucking absurd.
by Jkliopzx October 10, 2019
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Demographics:
19% Exchange students who weren't smart enough to go somewhere else
31% Proud MAGA hat owners only there to collect loan money
50% People who think they have a single right to be proud of their school
Demographics:
19% Exchange students who weren't smart enough to go somewhere else
31% Proud MAGA hat owners only there to collect loan money
50% People who think they have a single right to be proud of their school
by Hillcrack July 13, 2017
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