by Trickykp November 05, 2020
by El Mexi February 25, 2020
by TJwho16 April 11, 2010
National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.
by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 09, 2021
by Ira and Ben August 27, 2003
April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n March 09, 2006