Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021
Get the Soggy Wafflemug. The most scary, gross and sick image you'll see.
Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.
Search ´Blue Waffles´ on google and hit the ´I'm feeling lucky´ button.
by xHana July 26, 2018
Get the Blue Wafflesmug. 1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
Get the Waffle bottommug. 1. Pancakes with aaaaabbbbbsss.
2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.
4. An insult for someone brainless.
2. A sweet pet nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
3. A cute way to tell someone to go away.
4. An insult for someone brainless.
1. I just LOVE waffles. They’re the best breakfast food ever!
2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!
3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.
4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
2. Awww.... My lil' Waffle!
3. Waffle away, you. Waffle away.
4. Oh my god. They are SUCH a bunch of waffles.
by CoconutDingleberrySharks November 13, 2017
Get the Wafflemug. Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!
by the og three May 12, 2023
Get the Wafflesmug. I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
Get the Pissed the Wafflesmug. by starinquiry January 31, 2022
Get the waffle nightmug.