Septum Ring Theory is a vague insult typically used against people with septum rings on social media platforms like TikTok. There's no concrete definition, but you know it when you see it. Septum Ring Theory is characterized by the following qualities.
• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)
The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.
In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
• Septum Piercing (Obviously, and other present piercings in a given example strengthens the theory & insult's effect)
• Dyed Hair (Typically bright, attention hungry colors)
• Heavily left-leaning/liberal ideology
• Misandry
• Inflated sense of self importance/ego
• Inability to take accountability
• Tattoos (Not a requirement, but often found alongside the other indicators)
The purpose of the insult is to make the target angry. Responses to being told they fit the definition of septum piercing theory typically revolve around virginity or baselessly insinuating that the person receiving the insult is attractive to the person delivering it (this is the aforementioned inflated sense of self importance/ego showing itself in full.) These people will also lump you into a nebulous group of conservative boogeymen, which is where the political angle comes in despite the comment itself having nothing to do with politics. These replies are exactly what is expected though, and only help to further prove the Septum Ring Theory.
In short, Septum Piercing Theory is a comment that's designed to knock a very specific set of chronically online losers down a peg, and it usually works to great effect, almost like a cheat code.
Person A (with septum piercing): Men don't deserve rights/are trash/should be killed, etc, etc.
Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.
Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
Person B (Usually a faceless account in Person A's comment section): Septum Ring Theory still undefeated.
Person A (in a video response to the comment): Spoken from a man who's never had his face in between a woman's legs. (They think they ate with this 🤭)
by The Masterful Baiter September 15, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theory mug.If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.
“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025
Get the Male Nose Ring Theory mug.Guy 1: I was called a racist for feeling bad about the CK assassination yesterday
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
by Itsmrgoody2you September 17, 2025
Get the Nose ring gang mug.A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.
Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025
Get the Ring Toss mug.The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up
by Dan McSour January 19, 2025
Get the Coudersport Peach Ring mug.Boof ringing is when you boof a vape and blow rings out of your anus. If done correctly, boof ringing should give a buzz unlike any and will look stylish for the people around you.
by YVLdoja January 20, 2025
Get the Boof ringing mug.The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025
Get the The Ring of Mordor mug.