toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

Alka Seltzer Sandwich

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"

by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008

roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 11, 2008

boat of tiny sandwiches

Something you never thought you wanted until you got it. Something that satisfies you on a Caribbean island with a group of people, say six people, ranging in age from 20 to 30 years old, who have shared an unduplicable adventure, at a time, say 1:00 A.M., when you weren't sure if you should sing another power ballad together, play another round of that laughing game you made up with the candle or just take your inebriated selves back to your respective suites and pass out. But then you realize it's not as late as you thought is was, there is still plenty of time to hump Orca and walk the perimeter of the pool at least one time.

Please tell me you have a boat of tiny sandwiches behind this bar.

by Hjoy May 29, 2007

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

porkchop sandwiches

Originated from the queer in a Gi Joe episode.

DO you want you pork chop sandwiches?


GI JOOEEEEEEEE

by Pooneriser April 12, 2005

peanut butter sandwich

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.

"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."

by TehMuel November 6, 2007