Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

russian gypsy

It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin

Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism

R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat

by vuelle October 6, 2020

russian tango

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League

You say this when you are on Cocaine.

Well, Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League!

by Ibahim December 13, 2024

Russian Roulette

Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual

unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal

Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver

by [e-mail] May 13, 2022