the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

ring a pussy

when there's a tampon string hanging out of a pussy and someone rings it like a bell causing queefs to come out

guy: did you ring a pussy yesterday?
girl: yeah she was ringing for hours

by rufus rebecca May 2, 2020

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

Ring tone

the colour of a females arsehole

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Ring Flutter

The repercussions of Taco Bell.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

spooky spida ring

The ring of a mob boss. Legend says it glows in the dark and looks like a spida. You must kiss the spooky spida ring if you ever encounter it. If you instead decide to eat the spooky spida ring, it will be seen as a sign of disrespect, and you will get da sappy hand.

"I ate the mob boss's spooky spida ring"

"Did you get da slappy hand"

"Yeah"

by Strange snail May 18, 2021

Mr Ring-A-Ding

That one cartoon character villain from the new Doctor Who episodes with a damn catchy theme tune.

I fucking hate Mr Ring-A-Ding

by ThatJeepGuy April 22, 2025