Porn Duck

A rare breed in human happening once every 100 years that has a habit for looking at and watching porn for hours in any given day.

Ryan Davis is a Porn Duck.

by Ryan Davis January 25, 2005

Revenge porn

Tarantino movies. Since all Tarantino movies are about revenge, and they become better and better at it, one might call them "revenge porn".

- Did you watch the latest Tarantino movie?

- Yes, revenge porn as usual.

by vt2 January 20, 2013

porn jock

A radio DJ who does "sex talk radio." Refer to Wankus and LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com; and Howard Stern.

Wankus of KSEXradio is a porn jock because he has porn stars on his net radio show.

by Akit February 29, 2004

porned out

A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.

"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"

"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

Monday Porn

A Pornographic video that is used to get over a bad case of the mondays.

Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!

by Eth The Chief February 23, 2009

Mii-Porn

The term for creating porno with your Mii Channel on your Wii for entertainment.

John: I went over to Billy's house and we made Mii-porn!

Jill: I found my boyfriend making boobs on the wii!
Kelly: WHAT?
Jill: Yeah, we was making dick too!
Kelly: HES GAY!?
Jill: No, that's just Mii-porn

by Mii-tastic January 13, 2009

gay porn

see dewar

by ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003