A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
Get the Poon Phonemug. by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022
Get the phone bummermug. 
Nokia phones ,like the old school ones, they look a little less like a scary end times device. You see the the two cat eyes on the sides,looks like soran, and then like what's behind the screen you are looking at... And then there is this like neon light that is unnatural.
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
Get the Nokia phonesmug. A device that can be used to talk to others through texting and calling. It is what most teenagers are addicted to.
by That certain someone April 22, 2019
Get the Phonemug. When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
Get the Phone Drunkmug. When your phone decides to play cringe music in the middle of class when you did nothing to trigger it to go off
by Vizonex May 23, 2021
Get the Phone RIPmug.