Skip to main content

Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.
by felixh July 2, 2016
mugGet the Metal Jesus mug.

Metal eater

A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.
by Metal Eater March 13, 2023
mugGet the Metal eater mug.

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025
mugGet the Douche Metal Dork mug.

metal rope

An autistic way to say wire, used by chakens.
"Yo go to home depot to buy some metal rope and hang yourself with it"
by Space Shaken June 2, 2018
mugGet the metal rope mug.

Just Metal

A genre of heavy music that is just so metal, its Just Metal.
"Dude,The Sword is like so... Just Metal!"
by ur name or December 21, 2008
mugGet the Just Metal mug.

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.
Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!
by NannyLumps February 5, 2017
mugGet the middle age metal mug.

Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong
"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"
by anonymous March 26, 2023
mugGet the Metallic Reminder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email