Max

The biggest cock ever

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot

by Kochst087 May 3, 2021

Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy

Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.

by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021

max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.

bro i just signed a max contract

by coll-in169 March 3, 2022

Max

Is a fucking big C H U n g U S

Wow look at that max “a unit a big chungus”

by MaxHater420 January 7, 2019

Max

Has a big meaty cock

Max has a massive penis

by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021

Max Verstappen

A Belgian F1-driver who has been pretending to be a Dutchman for years.

Person 1: Do you know Max Verstappen?
Person 2: Yes, he was born and raised in Belgium and used to represent Belgium at younger levels.

by SkibidiToiletHater December 10, 2023

min-maxing

in gaming - the skill of learning how to or carrying out, using perfect or nearly perfect information, to fully optimize a game's potential

- 'min-maxed' for past tense

He was min-maxing his Balatro seeded run to reach the round score of 'naneinf'.

by grEy. August 1, 2024