Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.

person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all

by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023

Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023

Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k

Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too

by User728273 March 9, 2019

jordan

its the word just another way to say it

lots of jordans outside stay inside

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.

Jordan is amazing a reading

by Soccer mad man September 17, 2018

Jordan

A fucking dick

Not a very nice person.

Jordan is such a fucking dick

He's being such a Jordan

by PeeKTree May 26, 2018

Jordan

Jordan girls can be 2 faced. They will fake friend you and act like your the whole world to them. They are homophobic but act like they are gay 247. They are rude and not worth your time. They will be super nice in the begging but once you "do something wrong" they will forget all about you and then just act like you don't even exist.

Bro jordan is so rude
ik right

by Mia..Kiwi......Matthews May 8, 2023