by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Get the The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatrymug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. An opportunity girl use post a picture of a woman they admire on instagram. Gaining favor with the woman in question and also adds to the possibility that someone might mistake the picture for her and gain som followers at the same time. Widely popular in the fitness and bodybuilding community. Users ad the hash tags #wcw and #womenscrushwednesday
I nominate Dana Linn Bailey for my Womens Crush Wednesday because she inspires me! #wcw (And has a lot of followers)
by Anniemals June 25, 2015
Get the Womens Crush Wednesdaymug. Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
by Dxsy November 15, 2020
Get the National ask your crush out daymug. Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023
Get the Getting Crushedmug. Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.
by MooseTears August 6, 2024
Get the Baseline crushmug. Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
by anonymous December 7, 2024
Get the backup crushmug.