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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009
mugGet the Oatmeal Cream Piemug.

ice cream sandwich

Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
by big hairy sand man May 3, 2004
mugGet the ice cream sandwichmug.

ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
by unpimp December 24, 2007
mugGet the ice cream cockmug.

cookie cookie cream

A slang term used for crack
In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."
by VinnyThaOne December 7, 2016
mugGet the cookie cookie creammug.

Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips
Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.
by #funkalicious May 7, 2018
mugGet the Cream pie desertmug.

shitting ice cream

An expression that means that everything is amazing or that someone is perfect and nice with unicorns and rainbows on top. Or it could refer to the intake of too much ice cream, and shitting it out the next day.
e.g. #1 joe-" YO MY LIFE IS AWESOME"

bob-" shutup.. no one wants to hear about you shitting ice cream"

e.g.#2 frank-" Dude, I ate so much icecream last night that I was shitting ice cream this morning."

fiona-" Wtf? that`s nasty"
by fwionajweeba July 30, 2010
mugGet the shitting ice creammug.

ice cream fucker

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!
by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017
mugGet the ice cream fuckermug.

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