by mikewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww June 21, 2023

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.
Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.
by NCBison March 16, 2023

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016

by Robbobobb0 July 28, 2025

Wow, there's a new restaurant at our nearby casino that looks like a humongo burger on the outside! (Find that on Street Sharks episode 29 or season 3 episode 16 "Card Sharks".
by VanillaFLWR May 27, 2016

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
