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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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F/SN

Short for Fate/stay night, a visual novel and anime
I finished reading F/SN last week
by Pie Thief May 13, 2022
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F-16 Engineer

Aeronautical Engineer with extensive technical knowledge of the F-16 aircraft and commitment to work days without sleep, with high doses of coffee.
Excuse me, I am an F-16 Engineer and I think I know how to fix this.
by Martin the Jackal July 27, 2025
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f

Julie: F for the germans
John: Yeah F for them
by Seviant October 10, 2021
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Denis F

Anyone Respectful: Denis F is kinda emo, and he short af.
Denis F: Makes Sense.
by that one gay mf April 18, 2022
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C O L D F I R E

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

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by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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