mark hoffman

big tittie guy from saw goo goo ga ga 🤤🤤

Person 1: Omg, have you seen the rack from saw?
Person 2: the trap? yeah omg it was so cool and bloody
Person 1: no u idiot... mark hoffmans GIGANTIC boobs have you SEEN them?? my god i need to suck on one

by defnotreallygayfornagito February 12, 2024

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

mark zuckerburg

is he a burger is he a human wrong he is lizzard

you know mark zucker burg? no but i know mark the lizzard mark zuckerburg

by mark the lizzy lizzard August 6, 2023

Pot marked

Irregularaities and deep craters resulting from a facial fire in which someone attempted to put out with an ice pick..

I noticed his pot marked face from a distance. It was charred and disfigured.

by Delross71 June 13, 2023

Mark

biggest shagger going.

mark yeeeeesssai get on ur neez

by qdlguq June 6, 2019

mark blagaevschi

Greatest foriegner going and is lethal to be friends with.

Mark Blagaevschi is a great friend to have.

by TheMainPersonHimself January 3, 2019

Mark-itis

Niggas not shooting the fucking ball wide open

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.

by Nando11 September 25, 2022