Best friend: what the hell happened to you?
Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.
Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.
Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.
Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.
by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025
Get the Coma Dumpmug. The dump you take the morning after Thanksgiving, usually a heavy bowel movement made up of alot of meat and other food items following a thanksgiving dinner. Not as bad as a liquor poo, but still an experience either way. Sometimes it might require two trips to the washroom. Usually a firm and solid shit, you do run the risk of clogging the toilet due to the heavy amount of meat and casserole.
by Anton H October 13, 2025
Get the Thanksgiving dumpmug. The act of inserting a shard of meth up ones anus to get high, similar to booty bumping without a syringe
by ArronStevie March 23, 2023
Get the Dump truckingmug. by Miata dumps September 25, 2021
Get the Dumpingmug. (noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like to you that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma March 10, 2013
Get the dump-clothesmug. eight inches and thick
by Krise June 26, 2025
Get the trauma dumpmug. by NotNotNotNick April 3, 2020
Get the Chegg Dumpedmug.