Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021

That Licks

When something doesn't eat, it licks.. it's a tier below eat/ate.

"Oh girl, there's no way she ate, that licks..."

"Like, she licked, she didn't really eat"

by l1lkenn+jsteppa August 20, 2024

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 19, 2024