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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 23, 2011
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Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight
that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel
by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010
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Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
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Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club
by The_kinngh June 9, 2018
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Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.
"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...
by 2278 March 25, 2019
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toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019
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Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
by Oz Troll January 13, 2018
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