Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

December 9

National have a cry day

Here’s a day where you can just let go of those bad emotions!

Person 1: Hey, you okay?

Person 2: *sniffs* not really..

Person 1: Well today is December 9 so you can have a cry on me if you like <3

Person 2: *smiles* Thanks :

by queermuzhroom December 7, 2021

December 9

December 9 is national praise Mayson Landry for his legendary jazz solo.

Guy: Ayy you slippery goose, what day is it?
Slippery Goose: You already know it’s December 9 bro
Guy: Fr? Where’s Mayson Landry?
Slippery Goose: Why you got beef?
Guy: It’s national praise Mayson Landry for his jazz solo
Slippery Goose: Ait’ bet

by Mayson Landry enthusiast December 8, 2021

December 9

December 9th is national twerk on ur crush day

if you are shy u can hug them Ig 🙄 but its December 9th soooo do sum

by txdt.shawty December 8, 2021

December 9

Give your crush a heart <3

gives crush a heart*

Him/Her: Whats this for?

You: its december 9th

Him/Her: <3

by ur.fav. hispanic<3333 December 9, 2021

December 9

The day where you steal an item from someone else’s lunch.

Person 1: *steals
Person 2: hey why’d you steal that from me?
Person 1: It’s December 9
Person 2: that’s no excuse to steal stuff, shitass

by You’re all hive minded cunts December 9, 2021

December 9

The day you buy your friend Chick-fil-A

Hey friend can you buy me Chick-fil-A

Why
Because it’s December 9

by Bella gagshhs December 9, 2021