Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020

National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

Dick

Putin

Putin didn’t have one so he was one, a dick

by Ihateputin February 25, 2022

dick rider

someone who fuck with jas

someone: omg i love jas so much

Ugly bitch Lauren: you’re a dick rider then ew

by amara1016 November 30, 2018

Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

Dick

That's you.

The person who's reading this on their mind is a dick

by You're reading with your mind January 1, 2020

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021