ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.
Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!
by hyperass October 22, 2021
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Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.
I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.
by MovinMocassins March 31, 2016
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fung ass

the act of being a nimrod and being on that fungy shit.
oh wow, look at Noah he's such a fung ass
by joshcleats45 June 20, 2019
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Smacked ass

The name of the guy in a relationship where a chick is just using the guy she’s with but he thinks she loves him
“Man - if that guy only knew how she really felt about him ….. he’s such a smacked ass!”
by MollyRust September 21, 2022
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Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
by cussergeniass October 02, 2019
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ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.
Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?
by Emilio Bromfeld July 24, 2021
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