national get head day

may 17th is an amazing day. it’s the day where you get head to your significant other

yo you heard on may 17th .... i’m getting sum later tonight.... my shorty bouta go down it’s national get head day

by Tak0888 May 17, 2020

Dai Pls

A direct and harsh way or rebuttal without swearing

JerKenobi: I distroyed you at magic, again.

by JerKenobi April 9, 2003

National Gay Day

The 2nd and 18th of every month are the days when you can kiss a guy and not be gay. Also if you're born on these days, in April, May, October and November, You start life with your gay charge bar with already 50% charged.

Nathan: "What are you doing Howard? kissing a guy? I thought you were straight.
Howard: Nah dude it's National Gay Day. I'm still straight.

by DankestDiavolo October 22, 2023

Rape Day

A fake day sick minded people came up with to validate their disgusting thoughts.

"Hey did you know its rape day?"

"Get tf out of my sight."

by Unmotivated high achiever January 14, 2022

National Hermy Day

08/10/18

“holy shit muffins , it’s national hermy day !”

by National Hermy Day August 10, 2018

George Appreciation Day

George Appreciation Day is a International holiday where people thank and appreciate anyone they know named George!

Person 1: What's your favorite holiday?
Person 2: Definitely George Appreciation Day!!

by clayiscoolerthanyou March 28, 2022

National Send Buldge Pic Day

On December 31st, send a picture of your bukdge to you lover.

Lover: “Hey bae, its December 31st, you know what that means”

Man: “Its National Send Buldge Pic Day isn’t it?”

Lover: “Sure is, go ahead and send it now!”

by Jeromey romey rome December 30, 2023