by ******.........********* May 26, 2015
Get the Ass Flapsmug. When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.
by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020
Get the Bulldog assmug. 
The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cupmug. Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
Get the bitch ass duckmug. An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mulletmug. by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020
Get the Grab Ass Daymug.