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The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.

Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.

Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.
"Man! You're such a fuckin'Dick!"

"Why? Cause I called you on your bullshit? Asshole!
by IGetsPaid September 14, 2020
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kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october
by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020
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Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.
Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.
by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016
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Chicks with Dicks

A game about guessing if the pic is of a woman or a transgender.

Rules: There are covered images (pics with the groin region cropped out) and then the answer pics
people try to guess if there's a pussy or a dick underneath
after everyone has guess the game master posts the answer pic and see whos right
tally up how many you got right and whoever has the most wins.
May refer to transgender woman with a penis.
Bro I just played a game of chicks with dicks and jack got all the femboy ones right I think he's gay.
by The cock peddler January 14, 2021
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Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.
That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.
by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023
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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”
by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014
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