asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.

"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"

by Carbine1 February 25, 2012

dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.

"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"

by chumps12 March 8, 2021

mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading

"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"

by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007

Ass crack yeti

Someone who walks like a yeti but their ass crack is always showing, especially when bending over

Hey look, there's Ass crack yeti again, his ass crack is showing like usual

by Xx mechanic October 19, 2025

Eskimo Ass

Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.

I just had to travel up north and get some of that Eskimo Ass

by ball-handles August 8, 2017

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)

Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”

by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018

Hush Ass Bitch

Typically a beautiful female looking for nothing more in life than to ruin your own. Also very good at lying and scheming (due to their looks).

Man, you definitely don't want to get yourself involved with her, she's just a hush ass bitch.

by Reason March 7, 2016