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Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022
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dick

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuu dick HARD
by his dad is going January 30, 2022
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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021
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Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.
Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs
by Masterpatty September 21, 2025
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Dick

a line growing out of a mans middle part TvT
Dumbass: ¨ wow! i can't belive that thing ( DICK) gets to go inside my pussy and makes me want to KILL YOU!
by Ya BULLshit November 4, 2020
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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive
He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.
by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016
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