Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)

A Bitch that is a pussy who has a flat ass and a bum ass car.

When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.

by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022

National grab ass week

Grab/Slap Anyones Ass All Week!

Carly: hey john
John: can i grab your ass

Carly: why not its national grab ass week

by ohyaohyes September 24, 2019

Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 2, 2021

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019