by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021
Get the Wise Assmug. 
Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the ass-hisstancemug. by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020
Get the Grab Ass Daymug. by YTSOA June 5, 2022
Get the Dog Ass Femalemug. 1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
Get the Vice Ass Hoemug. 