International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Marcus Lemonis day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

December 9 is Marcus Lemonis day, on this day a billionaire will randomly show up to Christopher Columbus highschool and donate 10.1 Million dollars and cancel school the next day

by Clouds14 December 11, 2021

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Non-binary Parent's Day

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.

My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.

by Jynjer June 16, 2024

National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024

National Kasen Day

an LTS tradition where we all celebrate kasen.

examples of NKD traditions:
- playing whatever roblox game he wants
- compliment his singing voice
- dressing up as noob on roblox
- lots of noob themes
- spider-kasen memorabilia
- group reading of spider-kasen
- get boba
- all be really nice to kasen
- kasen pokemon card evolution

kasen: *sings*
everyone: that was really good!
(its national kasen day)

by LTSdictionary July 19, 2025