dirty levander

A dirty levander is when you beat yo meat while eating cat food

Dawg, tha otha day i straight hit a dirty levander!

by Scobudubu September 8, 2020

Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

Dirty Devan

A true Company Man. Ride or Die for management. Closet Homosexual but isn’t good at hiding it by making jokes as a straight man.

“Dude, my boss is a total Dirty Devan. It’s annoying.”

by Brovid homie September 9, 2021

Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass

We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.

by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022

dirty johnangel

When a man sticks a whole Racoon in his ass while a female or she male peg his mouth.

Yo Tyrone ima bout to do the Dirty JohnAngel with my girl, got any raccoons?

by John Angel Fanclub November 16, 2020

The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

Dirty Jijo

The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.

Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.

by thatastronomyguy December 8, 2024