My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

diego's dick

big ass american black dick 20 meters long. Much awesomer than josé's, and the best toy ofr naughty ladies

I'm jeleous of diego's dick

by Jose mini rabo November 29, 2016

dick

The dick that the Mans have when they do the bathroom

That man has a big fat dick😆

by Beverly Ramirez February 1, 2017

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021

Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog

Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?

by Gpdong June 9, 2022

Flappy dick symptom

Ed has a flappy dick

Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick

by Skeet fuck shit March 22, 2021