Twat

Someone named John Michael Green

John Michael Green is a fucking twat.

by AC Troubleshooter September 4, 2019

Tinkle-twat

When someone is really inconveniently annoying. Especially at any place of air travel.

These tinkle-twats made me check in my luggage!

by lwaluben September 7, 2019

High school twat

People in high school that do things because they seem cool/funny but in reality are extremely dumb, useless, or even harmful

Plenty of high school twats submit names to Urban Dictionary in attempts to pathetically praise their crush, promote their own image, or roast people they dislike

by Unit 12 June 3, 2018

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018

Twat

A person who puts the exact definition on Urban Dictionary.

"Wigga is such a twat. He put "The female genitalia" for the definition of twat."

by SwankyBanana June 6, 2018

Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.

“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”

by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018

slippery twat tickler

Jordan Hepburn

Jordan Hepburn is a Slippery twat tickler

by your Father Figure 69 December 19, 2017