Dirty Little David

People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.

'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids

Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.

"Where's David?"

"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."

Dirty Little David

Everyone has noticed Dirty Little David trying to hide his erection at some stage...

by KeeksWilson August 20, 2019

David Baileys Irish Creme

A porno about Jizzing in Ireland

Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?

by Dickakatyleryourbuddy January 18, 2009

Thompson David Likes This

To indiscriminately like random things particularly on Facebook.

Facebook User found a worm with a shiny arse on farmville

Thompson David Likes This!

by LuckyDavis December 6, 2009

john david gravel the 3rd

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.

Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!

by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022

Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020

DCB (David Crowder Band)

bottles and cans just clap your hands,

rock you like a hurricane,

sounds like the future

DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.

by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006

DCB (David Crowder Band)

Very good christian rock band from Texas.

Nick Armenta kept asking Cody Nabors if he wanted to listen to DCB

by Cody Nabors April 9, 2005