Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

The best

The best- Zayvion nigel Johnson

Zaytoven is the best

by Lipking June 26, 2022

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Shit happens to the best of us.

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

by shardchannel December 12, 2023

Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

best friend

best friend or best friends are people who will bully you till the brink of crying but you already know that's your guys way of communicating they are the people who would help you hide a dead body they are the people who your mom thinks are bad influence when in reality you are the bad influence they are the people who you can fart or burp in front without shame you can say embarrassing stuff without shame

i farted in front of my best friend

by t.v woman November 20, 2023

the best sushi

must carry eggy weggy kun on valorant

the best sushi carry this mexican border hopping bastard now :3

by thecumconsumer July 3, 2022