North American Pavement Snow Ape

A White person

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape

by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

Snow wings

When you eat out a woman after you have cum inside her.

My girlfriend still wanted more after I was done, so I had to earn my snow wings.

by WimYam March 29, 2021

snow

To talk bollocks to fool people.

"Woah that guy was really snowed, he had no idea who you reallly were!"

by 2eu2 February 4, 2021

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 2, 2021

Snow day

When you pull off your shoe and begin to masterbate until you cum in your shoe and put it back on.

Bro I gave myself a snow day, my sock was soaked

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018