sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping

Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming

by Rybandz May 7, 2018

Sleep

Unconscious movement, unaware of threats, hostility, and possible harm to self.

Watch the guys on your left, they gaming on you, all right, never sleep to the beat.

by jbillainc November 4, 2010

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022

sleep rizzly

to sleep (with rizz)

LBTDlive: @Crone_00 o/ sleep rizzly, sir

by JVLIA December 5, 2022

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016