(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me aroundmug. by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024
Get the Shit Showmug. The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 9, 2016
Get the show-loningmug. When someone or something takes or achieves something great but while knowing that a friend or acquaintance is trying to achieve said thing.
Person 1: *tries to do anything that is worth doing bc it's a challenge and fails everytime*
Person 2: *tries said challenge or task and gets it on the first try*
Person 1: What a fucking Show Stopper
Person 2: *tries said challenge or task and gets it on the first try*
Person 1: What a fucking Show Stopper
by xGodly_ April 28, 2019
Get the Show Stoppermug. Basically every Knesset “meeting” - a misleadingly sardonic euphemism commonly accepted as a ‘culturally-sensitive’ term in reference to what is actually more akin to a jaw-dropping exhibition of at least 7-8 congressional members publicly flexing their muscles at each other like baboons on steroids, while others display more creative performances
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
(delivering speeches in sing-song manner and in rhyme!) - this show is not only fantastic, it’s probably the only thing in Israel you’ll get for FREE!!!
Enrapturing from the first second, a mind-blowing performance of political leaders purportedly voted into office democratically, who shout wildly at each other in a wild chorus of primal screams that escalates and finally concludes in volcanic eruption - wow, what a shit show!!
by Naomichevalier June 23, 2024
Get the Shit showmug. A flop show is a 'friend' who let's you down on a social occasion. For example, all other friends plan to attend a night out, but 1 friend lets you down.
by ohyesaatdas September 21, 2015
Get the flop showmug. by Frank_zappa001 December 9, 2008
Get the sketch showmug.