riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.

Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

by The Voodoo September 25, 2013

Ghost Riding Squared

while you are doing a ghost ride (look at definition 10) but instead of just waving outside the window, you ghost ride the whip with your car outside

Jack: you wont believe what i did last night man
jim: what was it?
jack: i was fuckin my wife's cos (see 3rd definition) so hard from the back when bobby came in and took over&then i went out front, hopped in my caddy and ghost rode the whip! i was ghost riding squared!!!
jim: damnnnn thats hot/funny/weird ass

by Weezy Jr. December 21, 2008

riding the cotton cowboy

When a girl is horny and straddles their pillow and grinds on it to get herself off..

I got caught riding the cotton cowboy, so I was told to wash all the pillows now

by JuicyTroll June 21, 2015

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

Riding My Tip

“Riding my tip” is the equivalent to saying “riding my dick” it is used the same way just a cooler way of saying it

“Bro stop riding my tip”
“Bro hop off my tip”

by Young John Tre July 1, 2023

uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.

Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

by Jammycat5000 August 6, 2017