Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.
Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!
by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009
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Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"
by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013
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Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants
by ufuxstepsiblings April 04, 2022
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trash can pants

Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.
Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!

Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!

Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!
by Creepytastik September 08, 2011
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Lee pee pants

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.
Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
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Red Pants of Sex

Similar to the elusive Purple Shirt of Sex, the Red Pants of Sex refer to the glorious pair of y-fronts worn by John Watson. The Red Pants originally were the devices of the brilliant Reapersun on Tumblr. The Red Pants of Sex even have their own day of the week (Monday) and are loved by many. In some parts of America and the UK, they are worshipped by many pubescent teens.
God save the Red Pants of Sex.
by Improbablebean April 07, 2018
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"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"
by YourPublicAffender March 10, 2021
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