We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.
by Maraki September 1, 2008
Get the Tid bit of half assmug. Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010
Get the Half your age plus fivemug. You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009
Get the Half-Cocked Vagina Monstermug. Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
by goofuffle May 28, 2006
Get the Harry Potter And The Half Blood Princemug. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.
Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.
Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."
Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."
by Great Santini December 28, 2010
Get the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breastmug. Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).
- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?
- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.
- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.
- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.
- ???
- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?
- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?
- Fuck no.
- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.
- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.
- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.
- ???
- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?
- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?
- Fuck no.
by randomname25 February 26, 2010
Get the half-your-age-plus-sevenmug. Half past get the f*ck outta here.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.
by TheKeithMeister September 30, 2005
Get the half past gtf outta heremug.