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The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
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Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
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Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
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