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kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
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Kevin

Ts so Kevin.
Amelia is so Kevin.
by Alilqq May 1, 2025
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Kevin

Exasperating, Funny, Oozes Leadership, Abnormally Intelligent, Extroverted. Playful. When Kevin commits, he is ALL IN, but don't cross him because he will cut you out of his life faster than he can say, "pass me the knife". Kevin is Irish to the core - the most wonderful red hair ever seen anywhere, and milk-chocolate brown eyes. Kevin is Smart, Cocky and Strongly Opinionated - Argue with him? Don't even go there - you can't win. His smile is Infections and his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever heard. But he is busy - always somewhere to be - something that has to be done yesterday. He is outwardly good natured, but inwardly he is a tortured soul.
Has anybody heard from Kevin?
by Just Cindy July 2, 2022
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Kevin (cupcake) Andino

Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
by Dude_WhoKnows? May 4, 2022
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Pulled A Kevin

Shamefully exhausting all 6 wordle guesses resulting in failure to complete the daily puzzle.
Shit! I didn't solve Wordle today and pulled a Kevin.
by Pulled A Kevin January 28, 2024
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Kevin

Also known as the burger boy KEVIN is a fat blob of a man who is unable to stop eating
oh man i just finished a burger im really feeling like a KEVIN right now
by theballblaster March 22, 2025
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Kevin Boehm

a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)

best father ever
we love our choir teacher

boehm 2024
man: whats with that guy?

man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!
by boehms favorites September 22, 2022
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