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July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.
A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!
by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019
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Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.
I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.
by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
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July 17th

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
by Godly chicken July 12, 2022
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July 7th

It is for couples or anyone who you love. Send it to them post them on your stories do what every you like.
"Happy July 7th"
by Andozuz July 6, 2024
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Julie

Someone who always needs to poop and deflects that onto others
Let's go out to eat @730 because Julie has to poop at 7 and 9
by Hamanashamanama January 4, 2025
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Julie

Beautiful sexy motherfucker, amazing , intelligent, fantastic, diabolical, studious, cunty, whore, slutty bitch, genius (like Einstein), hoe, nic feen, likes birds (rest in pieces Julie Jr), headass, horse girl, creative, kind, caring, bootyful, hilarious, professional ghoster, silly and goofy, snoopy poopy, likes red and black, slayer, thoughtful, driven, hardworking, time oriented, doofus, baby bitch, hates liars and carrots, cannot swim, weenus and wagina and falangies. The end.
Omg that girl is so cunty and amazing. She’s a Julie.
Omg is that girl wearing cheetah panties, oh that’s must be Julie.
Did you see that sick ghost??? Oh that was Julie.
Omg I ran into a girl and her skin was soft, oh that was just Julie.
by Barthalomew Cornelius Dingus I December 4, 2023
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1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022
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